"It's a perfectly good mini-tree. So we are going to sell it to charity. That's what Christmas is all about."--Michael
"Phyllis is basically saying, 'Hey, Michael, I know you did so much to help the office this year, but I only care about you 'a homemade oven mitt's worth.''"--Michael
"First of all, Jesus' birthday. Sacred. Religious. Second, you can get drunk and no one can say anything. Third of all, giving presents. And what's better than giving presents? Number four, getting presents. So four things. Not bad for one day."--Michael
"You think Santa Claus has it hard? He's got elves to help him and he only has to work one day a year. And yes, the Dundies are only one day a year but I have no elves. No elves!"--Michael
"It's really the best day of all time. Although, I guess, if you're Jewish, it's just like 'Thursday.'"--Michael
Oh, The Office! Thanks Sue & Charles for another year of quotes on my day by day calendar!